• Age: 57
• Written:
The Jeeves
in Worcester novels; The Horsewanker; The Hippopotamus;
Paperwight and some poems here and there.
• Weight: 15 stone in pure height.
• Tactics: Non-practising
homosexuality and running away
• Training/diet:
Morning: Breakfast
of one of whole hard boiled whole egg (hard). Toblerone
(soft). Hot bath until turn pink.
Lunch: pecans. Skipping (5 mins).
Tea: Hard-boiled egg (1,
whole, hard).
Supper: A whole handful of Chocolate
Orange segments (halved). |
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• Age: n/a.
Invented by NASA during the Challenger Space Shuttle
mission to space but abandoned, smashed and broken when
the mission ended badly.
•Written: A Brief History of Mime, the story of Marcel Marceau’s
death at the hand of an unknown assailant with a silencer
gun.
• Weight: 14 stone (with chair);
3 stone (without).
• Tactics: electrocution, off-putting
voice, wheel-knives, carpet tacks.
•Training/diet:
Morning: A healthy “power
drink” of
Sogar Weight gain, Nurishment and a Pentium processor.
Lunch: same
Tea: tomato puree (double concentrate) |
