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Stephen vs Stephen
The greatest battle of minds since OSCAR Wilde may have PLAYED CHESS WITH Einstein...
Fry and Hawking
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~ PREVIOUS RESULTS ~
2003 - the LEAST STEPHENY Stephen games
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Brands Hatch
Location: Birmingham NEC
Judge: Clive Anderson
Theme: Ping pong

What happened:

• In a busy year for both Fry and Hawking, the pair delegated to stand-ins Hugh Laurie and Christopher Reeve.

• Laurie won the toss and elected to do battle on the ping pong table.

• In a furious 7 rounds, Laurie thrashed Reeve mercilessly - leaving the former Superman sweating, covered in dribble, with a buckled wheel, bad hair and a severe case of lock jaw.

Winner: Laurie took the belt home to Fry’s West London love nest where they mounted in the bedroom.

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UPDATE: Rumours that Mrs Elaine Hawking had earlier served Reeve a pre-match apple juice in a cut-glass tumbler made of Kryptonite remain unconfirmed.
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ODDS FROM BETNOIR: WINNER Fry 3-1 HAWKING 7-1 EVEN STEPHENS 5-1  DISQUALIFICATION FRY 99-1  HAWKING 2-3
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