Location: Brands Hatch
Judge: Tony Slattery
Theme: The land speed record (for a Stephen)
What happened:
• Fry donned a pair of bespoke
Gautier roller skates and attached himself with reins to
renowned homophobe Garry Bushell.
• Hawking contacted NASA
pals to obtain rockets for the arms of his wheelchair.
• Shouting “cock", "suck ” and “arse” as
he went, Fry’s fear-powered device took him to
120mph – whereas Hawking barely moved forwards at
all.
Winner: Fry had the
belt reconditioned
as a girdle and wore it all year, beneath his enormous trousers.
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