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STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE
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CARRY A DIGITAL CAMERA or one of those fancy camera-phone things with you at all times. You never know when or where a Mitchellike might pop up. They are living among us and tend to "act casual" (unlike Messrs Kemp and McFadden themselves of course, who tend to act intense).
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TAKE SNEAKY PHOTOS
of any Mitchellike you may see. Idiotica advises strongly against telling your subject why you are photographing him (or indeed her - I repeat they are everywhere). Mitchellikes are by nature very sensitive creatures, yet prone to violence and going red in the face. Approach with caution. 
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SEND THE PICTURES to us. Click on the "Submit a Mitchellike" link at the top of the page or here, whichever is nearest, to find out how to send in your picture and sighting report.
 
Phil Mitchellikes
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spacer Reported by: Rob Simpkins
Sighting report: Hello Osbourne. My new tutor at college....he's a spit of phill mitchell, could be phll's fatter balder older brother and he's ex army which would please grant! He is pictured here with his wife (who also looks a bit "eastend", don't you think?)
Osbourne says: Fantastic. Phil himself in 10 years' time...
[click the image for a larger version]
 
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Reported by: Patrick Webber
Sighting report: Look I know you said no more pictures of babies, but please consider this picture. My name is Patrick Webber, and the picture is of my son Dominic. My message to Mr Osbourne Bark is: the full picture that you cannot see is Dominic's grandad who is carrying him, that's why he is upset. Do you get upset easily?
Osbourne Bark: Only when Mrs Bark takes my dummy away. Well done on your Dominic by the way. The little cherub looks so much like Phil, I could shit my nappy.
[click on the the littl'un to see a big'un]
 
spacer Reported by: Svend Hillerup
Sighting report: Hay Osbourne. This is Canada's own reknown Mike Bullard, former star of his own national latenight show. Up close he's more rodentlike than Phil.
Osbourne says: But none the less McFaddenish for that. Thanks for Philling me up, Mr Hillerup.
[click the image for a larger version]
 
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Reported by: Graham Petch
Sighting report: Mr Osbourne Bark, please find attached a Phil Mitchell look-a-like. I'm sure yuo'll agree the resemblance is striking.
Osbourne Bark: Come now Mr Petch, we won't enter into any deprecation of Messrs McFadden, Kemp nor that other one. Not on this site. Although yes, this poo does look a lot like all three.

 
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Sighting report: Mr Bark. My name is Graeme and I spotted this Muppet in a Casino in Sydney. The mean expression on his face is due to the fact he just lost BIG playing blackjack. He goes by the name of Jamie Moss, always in a spot of bover, but deep down he is nothing more than a lovable rogue (albeit a pugugly one who is 30 on June 4th 2005).
Osbourne says: Love it! Is he on the phone to his Bruv?
[click the image for a larger version]
 
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Sighting report: Hi Osbourne. There are many more convincing pictures of my friend, Lozzer, looking like Phil but he would be most pleased to see this one, taken this year in Avoriaz. Lozzer is often mistaken for the great man but is both tougher and meaner to his women than his chubby doppleganger. Peculiarly, I also know a Lisa-looky-likey. Spooky. Regards to Mrs Bark.
Osbourne says: Phil would no more ski than eat a salad, but well done none the less for this undisputable McFadden double.
[click the image for a larger version]
 
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Sighting report: Dear Mr Bark. These hard nuts are Guy Richardson (Grant) and Richard Lane (Phil). They work at KS in Romford, Essex and are our Mitchell bruvers. They try to beat someone up every day at the office, and always go shopping with their Mum at lunch. Me and my mate Terry Bourne would be made up if you stuck them on your site.
Osbourne says: Like a Phil wot's been on the running machine. Brilliant. [click the image for a larger version]
 
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Reported by: Tracey & the girls
Sighting report: Wotcher Osbourne! This beefy "Phil-alike" comes in the butchers what I work at to buy his meat and pies and that. Me and the girls think he looks like Phil from Eastenders but a bit more sexier and less grumpy in the face.
Osbourne says: I see what you've done, and I like what I see, which you done. Well done you.
 
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