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CARRY A DIGITAL CAMERA or one of those fancy camera-phone things with you at all times. You never know when or where a Mitchellike might pop up. They are living among us and tend to "act casual" (unlike Messrs Kemp and McFadden themselves of course, who tend to act intense).
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TAKE SNEAKY PHOTOS
of any Mitchellike you may see. Idiotica advises strongly against telling your subject why you are photographing him (or indeed her - I repeat they are everywhere). Mitchellikes are by nature very sensitive creatures, yet prone to violence and going red in the face. Approach with caution. 
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SEND THE PICTURES to us. Click on the "Submit a Mitchellike" link at the top of the page or here, whichever is nearest, to find out how to send in your picture and sighting report.
 
Phil Mitchellikes
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Who shot Phil Mitchell? You did, with your digital cameras, because we asked you to. And here are the results...

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spacer Reported by: Dave Docherty
Sighting report: Hi, my name is Dave Docherty and I would like to submit an entry for a Phil Mitchell lookalike. He works on floor 9 here in British Gas in Cardiff as a refuse collector.
To Mr Osbourne Bark, my friend Louise fancies you lots. She likes older men. Thanks, Dave.
Osbourne says: Dave, this grimacing Phil-alike is Steve McFaddentastic. Was he about to chin you?
[click on the scary gas man for a larger version]
 
spacer Reported by: Neil Williams
Sighting report: Dear Mr Bark, please find enclosed a promo shot of the amazing Raymond Clarke, a professional (albeit Scottish) Phil Mitchellike who seems to be kicking his competitors' teeth into touch. And as if to prove that Mitchellikes are everywhere, this guy is here and here and here. Neil
Osbourne says: And now he's here too - thanks.
[click on his boat for a larger version]
 
spacer Reported by: Leading Team Jersey
Sighting report: Dear Mr Bark. My work colleague Jamie Dean bears an uncanny resemblance to Phil Mitchell, and the fact he hates it so much would make it all the sweeter if he appeared on this website. Although he is about 20 years his junior he doesn't seem to have as much luck with the ladies as Phil.
Osbourne says: Your friend Mr James Dean is a true "Mitchellike without a cause". Or any hair. Well done you.
[click the image for a larger version]
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Sighting report: Dear Mr Bark. It is look-alike Jamie Dean's birthday and we were wondering if you could maybe update your comments on his section to wish him a happy day. He is 26 and hates nothing more than the fact that you have publicly identified the fact that he is Mitchell, as he ages he is also developing his likeness, as a ginger tint is appearing in his Beard and sidies.. Please can you wish him happy birthday and mention the fact that he has a massive head for a 26 year old. Thanks, John White.
Osbourne says: It's the least I could do. Congratulations Mr Dean on the imminent return of your big facesake to the small screen in spite of his recent dogging shame. I am sure like all Mitchellikes everywhere you are over the Alfie Moon.
 
spacer Reported by: Fay Macartney
Sighting report: I've been looking for soo long somewhere to post a photo of our manager, Simon Hawkins, thank you so much Osbourne!! Also.... check out all small pink chubby puppies... they all tend to have a resemblance to the man in question. Kindest regards.
Osbourne says: Our first ginger Phil-alike, thanks! The spitting image of a younger, (orange) hairier Steve McFadden.
 
spacer Reported by: Sarah Horton
Sighting report: This guy Glen Devonsh reckons he looks enough like Phil Mitchell to be a professional lookalike (see here), but I ask you, if he really looked like Phil wouldn't he have given them a bigger picture?
Osbourne says: Agreed, this Devonsh character is a pretender and must be stopped.
 
spacer Reported by: Dan Jensen
Sighting report: Hi Osbourne. I Spotted this one on a biker web site - dead ringer for Phil or what??? Dan
Osbourne says: No... basically he's just a fat man. Not good enough.
 
spacer Reported by: Leighton Trading
Sighting report: none supplied.
Osbourne says: He's certainly got the right facial expression. Perhaps he's dreaming about Sharon. Thanks Leighton, whoever you are.
 
spacer Reported by: Billy Rice
Sighting report: Hey Osbourne, check it out. Yateley's very own Phil Mitchell. Although we won't shoot him 'cos we love him.
Osbourne says: And drinking a pint of non-specific, too. Nice one bruv! Good work.
[click the image for a disappointingly not-much-larger version]
 
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