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Prayertime Problems
with danish TV lesbian, Sandi toksvig
 
Hands clasped together and down on our knees, we've all got prayer problems and you've sent in these...
 
Prayed and Prejudice

Dear Sandy,
Being a Christian, and also in a wheelchair, I'm forever getting into scrapes. My local vicar, Steven, tells me that God can only hear your prayers if you're kneeling on a red cushion. Problem is, I don't have any knees. I've been praying for a set (and legs and feet) for eighteen years and only now do I find out that I may as just have been shouting down a well. Sandy, is what Rev Steven says true or should I "keep on keeping on?" Gareth, Nuneaton

Gareth - Tell me about it! You're caught, stranded and panting, in the headlights of ecclesiastical ignorance. As a Danish lesbian I've suffered for years at the hands of straight, non-Danish Christian fools. Take a big leaf from my book and pray anyway. You never know who's listening!

 

Should I pray or should I go?

Dear Sandy,
Being a Christian, and a woman, I often find myself in pickles. Jesus' love usually sees me through, but this one's got both of us stumped! My two best friends are going to Alton Towers this weekend and have asked me along for the ride(s!). Problem is, my uncle Johnny is riddled with cancer and only has a couple of weeks to live. My mum wants me to stay at home this weekend to pray for his recovery and/or the peace of his eternal soul. I don't know which to do - please help! Donna, Sevenoaks

Donna - I feel for you! You're straddling the horns of a huge dilemma here. On the one hand, if you go there will be trouble (with your mum!) but if you pray it could be double (both your friends will be upset). Take my advice and compromise. Take your fading uncle to Alton Towers and give him a day out he'll remember for the rest of his day(s).

xx Sandy
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