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Thoughts for the Day
 

“Mumbo-jumbo”, “Clap-trap”, “Bunkam”, “Bollocks”

These are just some of the words used to describe the writings to be found in religious pamphlets.

I disagree, there’s pearls of wisdom to be found if you look hard enough, I did.

My name is Grant Loin and I urge you to see below for my pick of the bestest.

 
You and I were created to live in a relationship with God. Yes we were. Until we find that relationship there will always be something missing in our lives. As a result, we are often aware of a gap. One rock singer described it by saying: 'I've got an emptiness deep inside.'A housewife wrote of 'a deep deep deep deep void'. Another young girl spoke of a 'chunk missing in her head'.
 

Jesus is the most remarkable man who ever lived. He is the centrepiece of our civilisation.

After all, we call what happened before him 'BC' and what happened after him 'AD', and you can’t get much better than that.

 
Start to speak to God each day (i.e. pray). If you can come up with a rhyming couplet it will make it more interesting for all involved.

Thank you that you died on the cross for me,
So that I could be forgiven and then set free.

I first prayed a prayer like the one above on 16th February 1974. It changed my life. It is the best and most important thing I have ever done, except the London marathon.

 

The Apostle tells us that in the time of ignorance God winks at us.

But not in a gay way.

 
Why should we bother with Christianity? The simple answer is because it is true. If Christianity is not true, we are wasting our time, which we may well be doing.
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