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Hi, I am the
actor Julian Sands. I first discovered the healing
power within my self in 1976. I was on the set
of the macabre masterpiece of filmmaking Gothic,
by master filmmaker of the macabre and dandruff-suffering
friend of mine, Sir Ken Russell, who made Gothic.
I play a ham
actor in the film and Ken plays the director.
It was a lot of fun.
This particular
day Ken was a bit upset. He was suffering from
the most awful flaky scalp and the flakes kept
blowing in shot. Every scene looked like it was
snowing and I felt I could just cry! I had to
move fast.
You
will need:
Hands
Humour
Ken Russell
1.
First use your humour to put your subject (for
example Ken Russell) at ease, with a little joke.
In this case I said: “Take two bottles
into the shower, Ken?” but you should
get your own joke.
2. Wait for your subject to laugh
(or say “What?” as Ken did) and then
say: “Not me – I just touch and
go!” Now put both hands on your subject’s
head.
3. Think Son of God.
4. About five minutes or so should
do the trick, so your hands can get sweaty and
make all the badness stick to you.
5. Et voila! Your subject (in
my case, best friend of mine Ken Russell) is cured!
Filming can recommence.
NOTE Later
you can peel your subject/my Ken’s dandruffs
off your hands and use them to decorate your pubic
region and/or eat them up on your cornflakes.
It’s up to you.
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