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MORNING JEW!
the top 5 kosher breakfasts
1. Bagel and eggs
2. Rabbi steak
3. Yom kippers
4. Crunchy nut fore skins
5. Pig flakes
 
GRAPES OF ROTH
The top five things Tim Roth likes to do with his grapes
1. Throw them and catch them in his mouth
2. Make one disappear up inside
3. Feed them to his friend Gary Oldman
4. Check them for cancerous growths
5. Bust them into a girl's mouth
 
I Believe in Miracles
The top five modern-day musical Lazaruses
1. The one-armed drummer from Def Leppard
2. Blind man Stevie Wonder
3. That legless flautist out of Jethro Tull
4. The one-eyed arch-angel Gabrielle
5. P-p-pop idol Gareth Gates
 
Once in Royal David's City
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The top ten Davids who think they're The God

1. David Icke
2. David Blaine
3. David Jason
4. David Hasselhoff
5. David Van Day
6. David Baddiel
7. David Duchovny
8. David Ginola
9. Craig David
10. Jim Davidson
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