For a longish time now religions have been a big spiritual part of what humans being does, whether they're being god bothering people, bible bashers, old biddies, Buddhists or gay bishops - it all amounts to the same thing: the God.

But what's so blinking good and so news about Him?

Well that's what's precisely the question what this website you are clicking now is here all about to tell you. So relax your self up, don't be so cross. Pope the kettle on, pull up a pew, loosen your bible belt and then priest your bapt-eyes on our holy fonts. Don't altar (alter) a thing. If the phone rings, ignore it, Sodom. They can ring back Gomorrah (tomorrow). If psalm-one comes round, Islam the door in their face. Make yours a steeple diet of daily readings from this Idiotica Guide to God, and you'll soon find what you're churching for.

That's right - some really very GOOD NEWS indeed. If you like God. Next: the Bible.