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Buddhism
Buddhism for men and Buddhersm for ladies.
That’s what I say. A bit like his and
hers towels (or genitalias). Started off by
a fat man called Buddha who lived in Surbiton,
and is all about being quiet, for a very long
time as possible, with your eyes firmly closed
and wearing orange trousers. Don't get it
all mixed up with Hari Krishnas, that's a
whole lot of other orange trouser wearing
kettle of fishes, involving dead Beatles,
hairs on heads, and the Indias. Meditation
is the name of the game here and that means
getting on your own, in a room, thinking about
nothing at all. A bit like writer's block,
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Islam
People sometimes ask me "Islam?"
and I say back to them "It's difficult
to tell. Yes." You could elaborate by
saying "Is lamb a nice meat to eat?"
and one would more than likely answer "Yes
it is, especially kebabbled up in a McDonah."
But this doesn’t get us very far. In
the present day of all thinkings people from
right all over really do want to know Islamabad
religion or even a bad place to go on holiday?
I can guess that that's probably a “Hello,
yes” in both cases, but to be honest
I'm not sure where it is yet. Is anything
else? People only counted on their fingers
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Jehovah's
Witnesseses
Who is Jehovah, or as I sometimes says to
save a time "Je-who-vah?" Someone
must know because he has witnesses all over
the place, knocking doors and annoying peoples,
pushing pamphlets, having their cakes and
eating them too. And drinking their tea. In
school they leave class whenever church is
mentioned, and they stand in town squares
bothering with books reading from them, one
each. So what are the facts? Well one thing
for sure is Jehovah's dad is called Mr. God,
because Jehovah is his dad's son but who's
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Zoroastrianism
Fact: there are more white
tigers in the world than Zoroastrians, which
is good news for Seigfried but not so good
for Roy. |
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