Super Sick DJ.

Spam-faced BBC talking man Simon Mayo has publicly voiced his support for this our wotsit that you are reading at the mo, in what can only be described as a True Confession of rubbing himself sexy-style while enjoying cruel jokes about spastics, fatties and gays.

Erstwhile “vicar of Radio One” Mayo has re-styled himself as the Howard Stern of Radio Five, rating Idiotica top of the ten on his top ten list of ten tiptop funny web sites to wank to and giving a big speccy Christian thumbs up to the site’s particular brand of sick, indulgent, self-referential reportage.

Articles about cripple fashions, reduced phone charges for stutterers, AIDS couture, gay pigeons, incest, man-on-man bum sex, jobs for dwarves and Charlotte Church’s tits all feature prominently on the DJ’s favourite site.

“It makes me snigger at my screen, laugh out loud in my tea and choke on my chips,” euphemised the non-shocked jock.

SICK PERV MONSTER

Evil Mayo also confesses to once borrowing an Agatha Christie book from his local library as a child and underlining the first reference to the murderer - thereby ruining the story for everybody else.

SIMON MAYO FACTS!

Simon’s creamy DJ handle has helped him grease open many doors that previously were a bit stiff. Before he hit the BBC big time, Simon had struggled for years practising his act under the names Simon Chutney, Simon Tartare and Simon Royal Mint Jelly. It was only as Simon Mayo in 1986 that the young DJ began to be taken seriously by BBC bosses, who felt that "someone" Mayo would be the perfect complement to the dry-humoured hairy-faced sandwich himself, BLT.

Click [here]* to see Simon’s top ten humour links in full.

*NOTE: Since this article was published Mr Mayo and his merry men have stopped finding Idiotica quite so funny. In fact, they removed us from their top ten list altogether for a while and then, when we asked them why, put us back on again at number 10. Good job we took a screengrab, eh readers?