Linda McCartney: Unfrozen.

Fab Four out-laster and face-like-an-arser Paul McCartney yesterday revealed plans to re-release his late wife in a special digitally remastered presentation pack. The lavish box set, due to hit some shelves this weekend, will include some vegetable sausages, a series of limited edition picture postcards and a previously unreleased lovingly-shot 48-minute acoustic version of Linda smoking 20 B&H lights. The pack will retail for around £5.25 (approximately the same amount as the packet of 20 B&H lights).

It's a crying shamewatch

Nick Ross confirms there are still no plans to release the much-rumoured video of his lovingly-shot late wife Jill Dando eating a Cadbury's cream egg.