Bad news for Boy's Own fans.

Bad news for BOY'S OWN fans this week, as bum-faced singer Roman (pictured) was caught red-handed attempting to avoid a gas bill payment.

Instead of a heavy fine or a stretch in "The Clink", Roman's bizarre punishment is to last three rounds in the ring with big-fisted dandy boxerman Chris Eubank (World Heavyweight at not being able to say his own name or profession properly).

All this in front of a live audience who will be munching on POPCORN, among other finger foods.

If he lasts three rounds, Roman will be set free. If not, then him dead.

Fans are shocked rigid. One young girl called Alice said to me this morning with her head at an angle at a crisis group meeting in Tooting:

"I can't believe Roman Keating has been caught cheating with his central heating, let alone that he's going to get a beating with ring-side seating and lots of eating."

But he is.

Fox out.