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The Breakfast of Champions: what May's painting may look a bit like.
 
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Vangard Roar is too cool for gruel. He has eggs Benedict instead.
The Breakfast of Champions.

The “hairy cornflake” himself Sir Brian May, known mainly for his long-maned guitar skills as one (hairy) half of rock four piece Queen, has revealed a long hidden talent for painting paintings while wearing a ponytail and the hirsute hanging of his art on gallery walls.

Yes! It would seem that the frizzy-headed Bohemian rapsodian has put down his guitar and picked up a banana, had a bite of it and then put that down again and picked up a paintbrush, and started painting with it. And now his first finished work is to be unveiled at a gallery, next month.

Entitled The Breakfast of Champions the painting depicts Brian himself together with his Queen chums Roger Daltry and Joey Deacon, enjoying a final breakfast together around Freddie Mercury’s deathbed.

The fab four can clearly be seen (albeit in the ‘impressionist’ style) chowing down on some pop tarts, with Brian and Roger on strawberry, Deacon on blueberry and Freddie sucking up some liquefied chocolate pop tarts through a straw.

“I got the idea from The Last Supper,” May told Idiotica. “Freddie was a bit like Jesus, in a way, and we’re like his disciples. He gave us the miracle of rock, and we followed him. And then he got AIDS and died, and we followed Ben Elton instead.”

 
 
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