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Snap, chuckle and croc: The punning reptile plays a practical joke on this tourist's head.
 
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An incredibly weak report by the very pale Robin Trotter.
 

Pun croc will never die.

A witty crocodile in Sydney, Australia, who has resisted capture an incredible 12 times, been shot through the heart with a crossbow bolt, and lived to be six times the natural lifespan of a crocodile, has defied death yet again recently after surviving a 900ft drop from a waterfall into treacherous rocks.

“I’ve always wanted to scale new heights,” he quipped.

 
 
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