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The parts of a horse, in flaccid mode.
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This lucky nag is enjoying some of his home-made glue.
 
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He's not a blacksmith but he IS a FACT smith, and he IS black and that's just the truth of it. He's Tyrell Awimbeway.
 

Horse FACTS.

IT'S A FACT!
Horses are cleverer than cows. But not by much.

DID YOU KNOW?
The average bus is 2.5 horses long.

THAT'S AMAZING!
The first horse ever was called Molly and lived in Egypt. Ancient Egyptians wrongly thought she was a spastic camel.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
If you cross a donkey with a horse you get a mule, but if you cross a horse with a cat you get nothing.

IT'S A FACT!
Charles 1st's favourite horse Jenkins had his own hairdresser.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
Many people think that horses sleep standing up. They don't, they lie down - just like you or I would.

DID YOU KNOW?
The only thing horses love more than sugar lumps is drugs (pictured).

CAN IT BE TRUE?
Christopher Reeves out of Superman has finally forgiven the polo horse that threw him into a life of embittered paralysis.

IT'S A FACT!
When people complain of feeling a little horse, they are wrong. In fact they are feeling a pony.

DID YOU KNOW?
Like it or not, horses have really big cocks.

AMAZING BUT TRUE!
Ulrika Jonsson has never had sex with a horse, though she does look like one.

 
 
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