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Dropping like flies: kids.
 
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A cautionary tale from a worried Lucas Snout.
Olympical sized disappointments.

The annual school Sports Day turned into a day of pink faces and red bottoms at St Steven's Primary in Beak Street this year, slammed by its own organiser Gavin Gammon as ““really disappointing” actually.

Gammon, a former gold medal wearer and world champion running-man stormed out of the school grounds after the day's sporting in “a big rage” really quite fast.

Newly appointed as the school’s Head of Games, ex-family man Gammon had hoped to bring the international competitive spirit he had enjoyed with fellow Olympical-sized sportsmen and women to junior level.

Grouping the kids together by their ethnic origins, Gammon tied them to running machines and trained them to outlast each other over longer and longer distances, hoping that by racing them race against race the kids would be up to the 26-mile marathon standard by the big sporty day.

However, when the day came Gammon found himself in big trouble with the little ones’ parents after two of the children died at the big 8 mile mark and 12 others were admitted to a small hospital suffering from tiny leg exhaustion.
 

Mr Gammon handed in his resignation immediately but has already taken up a position at the Early Learning Centre in Diss, teaching babies to snorkel.

Ron Pickering, the late great Olympic commentator (pictured), has totally failed to comment.

   
 
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