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Julius Caesar thought pickles had an invigorating effect on his bowels, he was wrong, they didn’t, but they did make his piss green.
 
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Finger-foods and eating expert Timothy Friendship, who pickles everything he can lay his hands on.
A History Of The Pickle
Pickle facts – did you know?

• The history of pickles stretches so far into antiquity that no definite time has been established for their origin, but they are estimated to be over 4,000 years old, and probably discovered.

• Pickled eggs are mentioned at least twice in the Bible (once by Jesus and once by his mum).

• In 850 B.C., a poorly Aristotle praised the effects of a bath-full of cured cucumbers. He didn’t feel any better, but the pickles were delicious.

• Pliny's writings mention preserved cucumbers; in other words, pickles. Whatever.

• Napoleon valued pickles for his armies at the end of his wristies in the Andes. And Queen Elizabeth liked sticking pickles on her leggies.

• George Washington was a pickle enthusiast. At his death his pickle collection amounted to 476 different kinds of enthusiast, all pickled in huge jars.

• Pickles inspired Thomas Jefferson to write the following:
"On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fucking nice pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally's cellar. Ooh mama, let’s have some of that pickle."

•In 1918 The Ploughman’s Lunch was invented when Jed Bundy became the first ploughman ever to eat lunch. It involved cheese, pickle and a truculent barman.

• It wasn’t until 1970 that medical science found that some people can’t eat pickles due to a condition called ‘pickle cell anemia’.

• Uptight, right-winged, left-out journalist Richard Littlejohn was actually born Richard Picklejohn.

• People often say that "bigotry is the preserve of the upper classes". It isn't, chutney is.

 

 
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