Big trouble in Little Chef.
Little Chef, the overpriced
roadside plastic foodery is to be taken to court
next month by almost half of its almost half-sized
workers.
Until now Little Chef had continued
to live up to its name as one of the only UK employers
of midgets with culinary skills. But a recent
makeover of their kitchens has meant that many
of the small people enjoying employment in the
motorway café will soon be facing their
sacks.
New normal-sized cookers and
grills installed into the kitchens nationwide
were found to be just “too big” for
the little people; and short of re-installing
special small cookers, big chiefs at Little Chef
have decided to let most of their tiny staff go.
Said Mike Biggins, manager of
Little Chef at the Watford Gap services: “Our
head chef used to be a midget called Carlos. Brilliant
cook, but now he can’t reach the stove.”
Little Chef is now advertising
for normal sized staff, though some employers
of restricted growth will be kept on for cleaning
floors and opening fridges.
Competition
Chief executives at Little Chef
are currently racking their brains in an attempt
to think up a new name for their restaurant chain
and have asked Idiotica to ask you, our readers,
if you can rack your brains and think of any names
that we can then send to them, to stop them racking
their brains and put a new name on their restaurant.
Rules
of the competition:
1. New name of restaurant must be two words
long only
2. First word must not be ‘Little’
3. Second word must be ‘Chef’
Any ideas? We've no idea, so
e-mail any ideas YOU can come up with at all to
bigchef@Idiotica.co.uk
Closing date for entries is
Tuesday week. QUICK!! |
