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Dustin Rainman. Incontinent
Hollywood shorty Dustin "bustin" Hoffman
really has officially changed his name to Dustin
Rainman, yes, Idiotica can confirm unofficially,
but from inside an office.
The name change follows the
diminutive outdoorsy actor’s recent outburst
over a serious UK news site mistaking him for
the lately great dead Dudley Moore (see
article).
Rumours have me that the actor
said he felt “forgotten” by his public,
and wanted to remind the “stupid pricks”
of his great contribution to a cinema.
Other names the star considered
before finally settling on Dustin Rainman include
Dustin Marathon Man, Dustin Outbreak and Dustin
Sphere.
Here at Idiotica we decided to telephone the short-tempered
tiny-legged actor himself to ask whether he also
planned to go to a college to become “A Graduate”.
“Hello Dustin, it’s
Idiotica here,” we said.
“Fuck off, man,” said
Hoffman.
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Other supercool
Hollywood hotshots following hot on the heals
of Dustin Hoffman’s still warm footsteps
include Tom Cruise, Sean Connery and Robin Williams.
All three actors now plan to change their names
to reflect their best work, becoming Top Cruise,
Sean Bondery and Mork respectively. |
