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Caine unable. News
hit locals smack in the Beak Street area last
week completely in their unknowing ears as they
heard of the terrible tragedy that happened to
one of its dearest loved and nearest living residents.
Famous film star acting man
Michael Caine is quite rightly said to have hit
his whitely-haired head and is unable to remember
his famous catchphrase after falling off some
ladders in his roof garden on the corner of streets
Beak and Lexington.
Eye-witness and ex-neighbour
Joe Mangle said he saw Mr Caine up some pairs
of ladders trimming his award-winning sunflower
with some pinking shears. It is thought that he
was standing on one of the rungs of the ladder,
and then he wasn’t, and that’s when
the accident is said to have taken place.
The hugely be-spectacled actor,
who became cock of the hoot in the swingling sixties
staring in such films as That Git Carter and The
Italian Stallion has apparently hit the bone underneath
his hair quite permanently and is suffering from
what doctors are calling an amnesia.
Speaking to us from his private
ward in the Royal Headly-Achington Hospital in
nearby Brewer Street an upset Mr Caine had this
to say: “My career is in ruins. I was famous
for saying ‘My name is Michael Caine’
but now I’ve forgotten how to.” |
