Zebra cross dressings.
The discovery of the "stripe",
last Thursday, has hit the world of fashion straight
in the face like a piece of big zebra fat.
Unknown in the Western world
until last Thursday, the stripe has already found
its way onto and into clothes all over the place
like a parallel lined rash. Never seen before,
these uniform slopers are an arrangement of lines,
all going in the same direction and of the same
widthness. They can either go up or along, but
never round corners.
Fashion houses across the globe
have utilsed the design already and the first
the public saw of them was in the City of Beak
Street's London. The spunky money makers who live
in the square mile are lagging behind the times,
while office-based Beakenders have already had
the "stripes" pinned to their suits.
To top that, some bankers across
the country have gone one better and actually
had the sequential motif sewn into their ties,
using the equidistant ranked arrangement crossways
across their neck hugging collar trappers.
But the backlash has
hit already and green no-good-doers are asking
for the stripe to go back to its natural habitat:
on the skin of the zebra.
In the jungle, the
mighty jungle,
the line sleeps tonight
Already too many stripes
have been used up upsetting stripey horse fans
all over the place and prominent environmentally-famous
faces are using their famous mouths to say "it's
got to stop".
"We have to stamp
out the theft of stripes NOW before the world's
zebra runs out and gets lost," said U2 frontman
and hotheaded oddball Michael Stripes. "It's
got to stop."
The band plans to release
a 'Feed the World' style song later this month
to drum up support for the "save the Zebra"
campaign, entitled Stripey Stripey Bang Bang.
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You don't like it do you?
You never like my stuff.
It's so unfair! |
