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Incest "IN".
Dandy young Londoners have slipped
a few feet further down the greasy pole leading
towards utter moral bankruptcy it would appear
this week.
Trendy 'lifestyle' magazine
My Face reports in its September issue
that the latest craze amongst fashion-conscious
20-somethings is to spend Friday evenings taking
high-class drugs and then, whilst maddened and
stupid on chemicals, to grab the nearest relative
and to indulge in sordid and naughty inter-familial
sexy action. In a word, incest.
These filthy worms are apparently
so riddled with "postmodern angst and meaninglessness"
that all taboos have been smashed in and thrown
out. Special clubs are springing up like putrid
boils (or Starbucks did) throughout the West End,
such as Brother Sister in Leicester Square.
Even Cairo Jack's on smart Beak Street
has introduced a regular "Grab-a-gran literally"
night.
Soccer ace Tim Henman has declared
himself a firm fan of the scene and says that
his family has never been so close. |
