Q. When is a drink not a drink?

Answer: When it’s got no booze in or is soup, then’s what, for instance when you’re too young to handle: the drink, and sex-wise.

On a bus or a bike or a boat on the streets, youth everywhere today are on the Top Deck. Why?

It comes in a small size for their still-growing hands to handle and has a small amount of per cent in it too.