Traditionally drunk with biscuits (it was found to be too wet without one) tea was invented as a source of vitamin during the war, when foods were rationed and everyone ate dried cardboard coupons.

Tea made them go down easier as the bombs went off over head and hence became the mainstay of the English appetite and is now grown in such far flunk places as the Indias and China-ese, for our pleasure. Thanks to them.

People who only drink tea are known as tea-totals. Who here did you know that fact?

Some people puts iced cubes in their teas, which makes it wetter and colder and fuller. These people are stupid and a waste. Simply mix with boiling water, like a mug. Ah, that's better!