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Milk comes from men, cows and tits. It
is what babies and bones are made of and is not
favoured by famous Beatle-man Paul McCartney,
God knows why.
Milk is what is known as a natural substance,
coming from the countryside, though they do now
have milk factories in the cities too.
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Milk is a white
flavoured drink best poured into glasses
and downed with cookies (if you American)
or without (if you're anyone else from the
world).
It's usually cold, but can go hot and be
turned into chocolate,
by magic we thinks. It is delivered to doorsteps
by men in white coats who will also take
away your mental and bed your wifes, if
and when you choose to get rid of it or
have her bedded.
Milk floats, no-one knows how but
it do. |
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Feeding breasts are an anomally because it’s
not really feeding it’s drinking and I ask
you is a milk a food? No. Not now, ask
a cow.
So breast drinking is all done by babies who
are prone to suckle on their mother’s teet.
This is the nibbley bit that protudes from a
ladies boob and can be drunk from, like a beaker.
The milk that is made inside a lady is
all from the food that she has eaten that day;
so say she scoffed down some sausages then the
milk will be like sausages, if she had
an egg
for breakfast then the milk will be all
eggy
(like nog) and if she done some crack the baby
will be grow up to addicted to the shit.
Breast feeding is done to babies right up until
they are eight and can start eating solid food-stuffs,
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