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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Lemonade

Lemonade is a soft, wet drink that comes in many varieties including:

  • Panda Pops
  • Cresta
  • Are Whites? (Barry Michaelmore's tipple of choice, after some coke)
  • 7-Ups, Sprite
  • Tilt
  • Lilt
  • Tits-Up

It's a fizzy liquids clear in colour but not in purpose, and though it may looks a bit like water it tastes more like of lemons which goes nice in other drinks or on his own.

Mix it with juice, Pimms, spirits or whatever, even float some ice cream in it if you want.

L E M O N AD E

But whatever you do just don't put any of it in your beer - it'll make you go gay.

 


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