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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Juice see?

It’s amazing what you can make someone make a drink out of nowadays. People up and down the world can be seen to be squeezing anything they can get their hands on and seeing what comes out, be it animal vegetable, mineral, pro-vitamin or even fruit. So what is that pulpy stuff called and what's it like? Well it's what's called juice see. And yes you can.

From lime barleys in Bali to lemons lollies in the Lebanon, modern men and women will think nothing of pulverizing up their pomegranates, crushing their plums and juicing the nectar out of a passing friend's melons when they feel like coming on all thirsty. Telly man Stu Francis has even confessed that he sometimes "crush a grape", though Idiotica advises against drinking the resulting revolting lick squids.

Of course the orange is the granddaddy of all squeezed fruits’ juices and is drunk by many famous pop stars of the now including fat fruity namesake Jason Orange, whose top ten orange drinks are here below below.

JASON ORANGE'S TOP TEN ORANGEY DRINKS
  1. Orange squash
  2. Orange juice
  3. Orangeade
  4. Orangina
  5. Oranjeboom
  6. Kia-ora
    (it's not for crows
    or Robbie Williams)
  7. Warnicks
  8. Eggnog
  9. Scrumpy
  10. Own piss
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