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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Eggs

A negg - not for drinking, great for frying.
Not a traditional drink but drunk nonetheless by sporting people e.g(g) boxing man Rocky Balboa.

Eggs, when not cooked are nearly a liquid and can be found to be a great source of strength (see Mr. Strong by Roger Hargreaves).

Eggs are best drunk out of a glasses - not in a basket, which is where you eat the fully-grown chicken from.

Mix with tomatoes juice and peppery peppy pepper and sink on in the mornings before running around in an old grey sweatsuit. Drink it on a prairie with some oysters in a little house. Or eggnog them if you really must.

EGGSFACTLY: There is a true saying that says that "men seldom make passes at girls who drink raw eggs out of glasses"
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