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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Cuppas-soup
A soup is normally only known as a foodstuff, albeit in liquidated form, but a food nonethelessness and certainly not a drink. Not here, there or anywhere.
The only way to eat soup if you are "of beard"

But with the invention of the “Cuppas-soups” (TM) the mould became broken and soups were served up in mugs and cups all over the bloomin' place, just like that.

This was helped along by the invention of space-flavoured extra small dried vegetable pieces that are to be found in the cuppa-soup, bobbing about and that.

They are just a hot savoury drink, but a meal too and all the more better for them. But if you wear a beard avoid cuppa-soups at all the costs. One word: bloody messy.

Chow them down without a spoon in sight and watch your friends faces in amazement. Like magic with miniature carrots and peas. These cuppas-soup boys are easy to make. Get packet, put in cup, pour on water, pour on water, London's burning. Especially popular at Marathons.
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