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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Cordials
 

When you have a guests round, this is what you should always do - give them some of your cordial to say "welcome".

Not just on its own mind, put it in a glass and put that in some waters to make it die of the lute.

Pop an ice cube in there and pop it in their hands.

Cordial comes in many colours including limes, peppermint, orange and pear.

DRINKS FACT: the first ever cordial was made when George II ran out of Orangina for his guests and had to use marmalade and piss instead.


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