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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Can't take your drink? Don’t worry – neither can anyone else.

“You can have a cake and eat some”, that’s what they say, but can you have your drink and keep it? That depends.

Once a drink is inside you, it’s gone – and it’s only yours to keep for as long as you’re quick or longer if you’re a diabetic. Some of it will be absorbed as fat into your breasts and face – and spots. But what of the rest? It comes out as wee.

Sure, you can urine your urine a glass and then you’ve got drink again – but is it the same? No. It’s changed now, and how.

It's yellow and stinks of piss, that's how.

So don't worry about handling your drink, it's gone now. Hard to put your finger on it but frankly, who would want to?

Let it go, move along now, and get yourself another and another one for your friend and/or mother.

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