Round the corner, hot chocolate's made
Beer then wine – all back to mine (where I’ve got some wine there)
Wine then beer – oh dear, what a bum steer
Grape then grain – Never the Twain
Red then white – sweating all night
Snooze then booze – you’ll never win, only lose
One over the edge – sleep in a hedge
One for the road – run over a toad
Monday’s child is full of Scotch – Tuesday’s child is full of Coke
Full to the brim – working class sin
She gives good head – no thanks, I’d rather have a full pint of beer instead, please
Never mix your drinks – your sicks in sinks will stinks
Make mine a double – I’m an alcoholic
