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"Booze, booze, the demon booze. You pass
out in your trousers and wake up in your shoes"
(Oscar Wilde said it bestly).
There are all sorts of drinks drunk by everyone,
but not all drinks are drunk by drunks and drunks
certainly don't drink all drinks, or do they?
Drunks are drinkers who mainly drink drink.
Drink is a drink that is drunk by drunks.
If drunks did drink all "drink"
they would be a dead man too and many of them
are.
And they are, from Ernest Hemingway to Oliver
Reed and lots in between. Old drunkards who drunk
too much drink. Drink up! They did. |
| What in them then?
There's beer, bitter, lager, wine, rum
and perry. What they do is go to your head
and make you feel what is drunkenly known
as "a tipsy", before you know
it you'll be getting falling over sickness
and trying to kiss the ugly sisters.
All good fun, but remember, only in the
all of moderations. Too many drinks
and you could find yourself sat in bog,
stuck on bus, sick in bed or worser even.
Dead in jail. But what the hey, it's all
good clean adult English funs, yes. Wine
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| And remember
not drinking comes a close second place to drinking,
so get yourself a drink why don't you,
and drink it. |
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Alcoholic
booze as mentioned is fine, if taken or
drunken so in a moderate measure. However it is
great if taken INXS like a Hutchence do - you
know - pushing the hair out. Letting your boat
down. Getting all fucked.
We're not talking binge-drinking
here - heavens forbid, that's what alcoholics
do. They spoil things for the rest of us and give
over-drinking a bad name and even worser headache.
Who are these people? Men mostly, (or women
- in Scotland) who drink too much booze
without a care for the consequences or the pavements.
Oh well, you've got to "liver little"
they say, "12 more won't hurt". But
yes it will, stop now you tramp. |
| DRINKS FACT: The
more a man drinks the drier his sense of humour
get |
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