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APERETIFS
So just what is a drink, actually?
 
SOFT DRINKS
Teas
Coffees
Juice see?
Cordials
Cuppa Soups
Milk, milk
Lemonade

Round the corner, hot chocolate's made

Eggs
Top Deck
 
HARD DRINKS
A cruise through the booze
Shorts vs longs
Cider
Binge drinking
Can you take your drink?
 
DIGESTIFS
Some booze sayings
 
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Binge drinking

Binge drinking is what everyone who is a politician is especially interested in. They can’t help themselves.

It is a new phenomenon that is taking the country like storms in teacups (but it’s best to drink out of a pint glass when on the binge).

How to do? When out on the lash like an alcoholic uncle drink down them drinks like there is no tomorrow (and tomorrow you may wish there wasn’t one), because it’s quantity not quality which is important here. Hear?

Grab as many drinks into your mouth as is possible and swallow quicker than normal. Like a teenager do.

Best are alco-pops (stronger and smaller – like Barry McGuigan), rather than pints of bitters (which are bigger and weaker – like Rick Waller).

Quick - get fucked.

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