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 CONCISE WEATHER  31 days of weather in only 5 words. This month's star guest...
[This is a thing we did every issue for a while (back when we did "issues") until we got bored (and stopped)]
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Ini Kamoze
"Here come the hot weather"
H'excuse me mr officer! - Ini.
The Beastie Boys
"No sleet 'til bed time"
Cheers lads, The Boys.
Tom Waits (for no man)
"Colder than a welldigger's ass"
xx good luck with the site, boys - from Tom
Ronnie Wood
"Jumping jack flash flood warnings"
Will that fucking do you? xx RON

Suggs
"Cold. It must be gloves."
Cheers then! Suggers

Morrissey
"Heaven knows it's miserable outside"
xx Mozza
Michael Stipe
"That's me in the snowplough"
xx mikey
 
Adam Ant
"In the naughty north: snow"
true sex xx Stu
Tommy Cooper
"Rain, puddles, puddles, rain, puddles"
Just like that? - Tommy
Larry Grayson
"Shut that door, it's freezing"
Fabbo site, boys! - Larry
Eric Morecambe
"Bring me sunshine... and showers"
ERIC.
Jimmy Cricket
"Come 'ere there's more... sunshine"
Ballygobackwards! xx Jimmy
Gordon Kaye
"Leesten very carefully ... eet's 'ot"
Voila! - Gordon
Bobby Ball
"Wahey! Sun block on, Tommy!"
God speed xx Bobby