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TOAST'S 20p
BACON 80p
EGG 50p
CHIPS'?!? n/a
MUSHROOM'S 70p
BLACK PUDDING £1
FRIED SLICE 30p
SAUSAGE £1
TOMATO 30p
OFFAL £1
KIPPER £1
HASH BROWN'S 80p
BEANS' 20p
BUBBLE £1
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> The fine art of breakfast presentation
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> Around the world in 80 breakfasts
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> How to cook it
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> How to eat it
 
 
Welcome to the Idiotica Guide to Breakfats.
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By finger foods writer Timothy Friendship
Depending on when you are when you is eating, breakfast is the first meal of the day; coming after dinner of the night before and just before lunchtime sometime after, or thereabouts of. But is it really that simple?

Many of us eat breakfast each and every day, without stopping to ask:

  • What is a breakfast actually?
  • What should be sitting on its plate or in its bowl?
  • How should they be cooked?
  • What’s hot and what’s not in the world of breakfast?

Well porridges should certainly be hot and grapefruit not, but – let’s hold it up here - what we really want to concern ourselves with hereabouts is the daddy of all things eating morning-wise, and that’s the Great British Traditional Full English Breakfast that’s what it is, yes.

Somewhere hidden in its strange concoction of ingredients is the secret to curing the problems the day the day before has dealt out. That’s why people eat it; and because they’re greedy and were before. Greedy then too. But how does it work?

The answers to these questions and more ones are hoped to be founded in these web "pages" if you "turn" them and read a bit. So sit back, loosen your belt, pull down your pants and indulge yourself in a spot of me-and-breakfast time with Idiotica’s very own A-Z and back again guide to English Breaksfast.

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How to use this guide.
Please choose yourself an item or lots from the blackboard up there. We'll put them on a plate for you (with some free buttery breads*) and tell you what it is whatnot.
 
Also available in magazine.
We've stuck together a papery version of this breaksfasts special and it is. You can get a copy to keep in your toilet if you want from our shoppe.
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*throw these away
BED & BREAKFACTS
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There is no arguing with the tests that have conclusively shown that people who do not have a proper breakfast are appreciably less full and noticeably hungrier than those of us that do, especially in the morning.
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