spacer
Home Community Archive of humour sites Magazines Subscribe Links Contactica Who is us?
spacer
Home Oddie-itica.co.uk - Bill Oddie fan site Site map
Hobbies Studies Jobbies Bodies Odds and soddies Bill board
spacer
............................Odds & Soddies!..............................
spacer
Curtains on, bino’s open, eyes shut – let’s GO! Welcome to the fun/leftovers area of my little web nest.
spacer
...BLL ODDIE'S FAVOURITE JOKE...   ..TRUTH IS ODDIER THAN FICTION..
Person A: Knock Knock
Person B: Coo’s there?
Person A: Cuck.
Person B: Cuck-who?
Person A: Cuckoo’s Talking!
Person B: Cuckoo’s Talking Too!
Person A: Yes!
 
IT'S A FACT: Bill Oddie does not eat eggs.
He will eat a chicken, if pressed, because it is not a bird of flight, but ironically Bill oddie does not fly himself (because I am afraid of clouds). Bill Oddie hates Easter. But loves smack.
spacer
........APPEAL........   ...............ODDIE'S MUSICAL TRUTH................

Please don’t clean my birds.
Mud helps them fly. Cats clean themselves and that’s why they are stuck on the ground.
Which is why in turn they hate birds. Plus the smell of detergent scares off worms.
DON’T DO IT.

  FACT: My favourite bird EVER is the bittern. I saw my biggest one EVER the other day but accidentally sat on my ghetto blaster and scared it off ghetto-blasting out Erotic City by Prince. Damn and ghetto blast it! Will I EVER learn?

FACT: Yes that’s right: Bill Oddie is a HUGE Prince fan, but I can’t listen to ‘When Doves Cry’ because it upsets me too deeply to think about all the horrid copycat activities among Prince fans. What has His Purpleness got against doves? Please, please, please I beg you do not try to make a dove cry. EVER.
spacer
Feedback
Footer image
No cats
spacer
Disclaimer: Everything on this page is a lie. Bill Oddie is a nice and clean-living man.
 
 
ornithology birdwatching bill oddie bill oddie bill oddie comedy birds birdwatcher bird watching spoof funny website bill oddie parody joke piss-take