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| Greetings, fellow twitchers!!!
And welcome to migrate website!
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| When it comes to ornithology,
you’ll find I’m never lost for birds.
So don’t get in a flap,
you tits – stay around
for some larks. Have a good rook
around – it’s a hoot! |
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| I don’t want to plover
do it, but everywhere I go I always take a feather
with me. I’m Bill Oddie. |
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| Wren push comes
to dove and you perch
high and low for some wing to hold
onto, look no feather than your
owld pal, me. I’m Bill Oddie,
“The Bird Man of Hampstead”. |
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| Now I egg-spect
you’re in a thrush to chick
out the nest of the site. Waddle
load of clucking impatient bustards,
you ducking cocks!
Gannet wait? Let’s not run
before we can hawk – you’re
being over-eagle. Crow
down, don’t be so swift,
wait your tern, beakause
I’m still squawking. |
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| Now hen. Shell
I continue? By hook or by rook
I will finish this introducktion.
As I was saying: every little wing
I do is magic, and so forth. But
there’s more to Bill Oddie than tweets
the fly. It’s not all birds,
body warmers and binoculars with me. I also like
a bit of brown. |
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