| ............................Oddie's
Bodies!.............................. |
 |
| You better believe it!! What's that Bill?
Yes! Bill Oddie's patent pending body warmer is finally
ready to go into production, based on my prototype below.
I call it the ODDIE WARMER ™ because it keeps (Bill)
Oddie warmer than any other body warmer ever!
It's not for sale, yet, thanks to the
small minds at Millets - but watch this space. |
|
 |
.....MAIN
FEATURES..... |
• Peck-proof material (made
from 100% secrets - I am not telling.
Dry clean only).
• Non-camouflage (gives my
birds a sporting chance of not
being seen)
• Secret
under-collar pocket to hide any
old junk you fancy (I keep actual junk in
mine)
• No sleeves! (for
ready access to veins)
• Optional attachable sleeves! (for
when you need to cover your tracks)
• FOUR extra pockets as indicated
at positions 1,2,3 and 4 (helps keep your
eggs, chocolates and other gear separate)
• Innovative
name tag to prevent theft. I once
made the mistake of lending this prototype
to Chris Packham for 48 hours , and had
to go round at the 49th hour to seize it
off him. He was sleeping in it. We had some
words, but thanks to my ingenious name tag
system he didn't have a leg to stand on.
|
|
|
|
| ................................BinoFocals................................. |
|
Here is an exclusive peek at the original sketch and a
prototype I have made for my next Bill Oddie product:
Bill's BinoFocals. I'm having a few teething
problems at the moment, getting them to stay on Bill Oddie's
face, but again - watch this space!!! And my face. |
