Thank you for perching on my site and sticking your beak into the world of Bill Oddie. Before you flap off again, please peck out a message for me here and it will be sent to me by pigeon post.

I regret that for a personal reason Bill Oddie cannot enter into any actual correspondence with other humans.

Well stone the crows. My Bill Board has become the victim of birdstrike by spambots. I have had to close it down for good. Sorry everyone!

Love Oddie.