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Penky shows a spectator
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"Do it for mummy".
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Last year's winning entry/exit.
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Get ready for two full days of sweat, strain
and mess as the third annual crapathon that is DOGSHIT 2002
gets under way next saTURDay. This year it's the Birmingham
NEC that has the pleasure of hosting this frantic, fun and faecal
weekend. Ten shortlisted
"super-pooper" mutts will battle it out bumwise,
each of the well fed hounds attempting to produce the largest,
brownest and altogether most fragrant pile of shit possible.
Their efforts will be graded for:
- Size
Last year’s winner "Carrington" laid a
whopper the size of a man’s head
- Formation
The old-fashioned spiral form is out. The buzzword this
year is smooth. The judges will also be looking for height
- Smell
A good shit is a clean shit and the winner will need to
squeeze out a plop that smells as good as it looks
- Warmth
There’s no room for cold shite here. The poo must
be warm enough and produce enough steam to warm your hands
by.
The face of ITV1, Steve Penk,
is once again the master of ceremonies, and his trademarked
brand of chubby bonhomie is sure both to wow the crowd and
encourage the contestants to "pop out a corker".
The judging panel this year includes Bob Carolgees, Tom Petty
and Idiotica’s very own Robin Trotter, whose experience
in the field of canine defecation is second to none.
Idiotica
is a proud sponsor of Dogshit 2002, and you’ll find us
at tent E144, where Lucy Flenk and her mate Dolly will be
handing out complimentary cups of soup. |